Roosters Quotes

35 quotes by 31 authors

While farmers generally allow one rooster for ten hens, ten men are scarcely sufficient to service one woman. — Giovanni Boccaccio
A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm… — Muhammad Ali
A four-hundred-dollar suit on him would look like socks on a rooster. — Earl Long
The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him. — Jeff Foxworthy
Memory runs along deep, fixed channels in the brain, like electricity along its conduits; only a cataclysm can make the electrons rear up in shock… — Barbara Kingsolver
Roosters: The cry of the male chicken is the most barbaric yawp in all of nature. — Edward Abbey
We are made mysteries to ourselves by the Rooster Coop we are locked in, — Aravind Adiga
Nature is none other than God in things... Animals and plants are living effects of Nature; Whence all of God is in all things... Think… — Giordano Bruno
You have the chicken, the hen, and the rooster. The chicken goes with the hen So who is having sex with the rooster? — William Carlos Williams
Trying to sneak a fastball by Ted Williams was like trying to sneak a sunbeam by a rooster in the morning, — Bob Feller
They can see their neighbors. Roosters and dogs can be heard from there. Still, they will age and die without visiting one another. — Laozi
One day the President and Mrs. Coolidge were visiting a government farm. Soon after their arrival they were taken off on separate tours. When Mrs.… — Calvin Coolidge
After coitus every animal is sad, except the human female and the rooster. — Galen
It may be the rooster that does all the crowing but it's the hen that delivers the goods. — Jim Hightower
We old roosters must be cautious. Don't try to outwit your arteries. — S. J. Perelman
If it looks stupid on a rooster, it's probably gonna look stupid on you. — Cody Rhodes
All animals are sad after coitus except the female human and the rooster. — Galen
I played an artist in a comedy called 'Rooster.' It was a zany film by Glen Larson, a friend who produced several successful television series… — LeRoy Neiman
Watch out strange cat people, little red roosters on the prowl. If you see my little red rooster, please drive him home. — Howlin' Wolf
George Bush taking credit for the wall coming down is like the rooster taking credit for the sun rising. — Al Gore

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