Rodent Quotes

19 quotes by 18 authors

Saint George killed the last dragon, and he was called a hero for it. I've never seen a dragon, and I wish he would have… — A. Whitney Brown
I had another dream the other day about music critics. They were small and rodent-like with padlocked ears, as if they had stepped out of… — Igor Stravinsky
Cats didn't start as mousers. Weasels and snakes and dogs are more efficient as rodent-control agents. I postulate that cats started as psychic companions, as… — William S. Burroughs
I'm not a big-game hunter. I've made that very clear. I've always been a rodent and rabbit hunter. Small varmints, if you will. — Mitt Romney
The mole rat is the only rodent born without a fur coat. With a good lawyer, someone would pay for that little oversight. — Erma Bombeck
I always play these rodent type characters - skittish and hyper like a chipmunk. It's a complete act though. I'm a very normal person. — Ethan Embry
If language naturally evolves to serve the needs of tiny rodents with tiny rodent brains, then what's unique about language isn't the brilliant humans who… — Temple Grandin
The rat had no morals, no conscience, no scruples, no consideration, no decency, no milk of rodent kindness, no compunctions, no higher feeling, no friendliness,… — Elwyn Brooks White
You never know when some crazed rodent with cold feet could be running loose in your pants. — Bill Watterson
Don't "pole-vault over mouse truds" - by the time you've discussed the many options available to you, the problem itself could have been long behind… — Wayne Dyer
At school, our classroom had a small rodent zoo consisting of two rabbits, three hamsters, a litter of baby gerbils and a guinea pig. At… — Kelley Armstrong
Your father wasnâ€™t a positive influence on you, was he? (Simone) Being the god of nightmares, he wasnâ€™t a warm fuzzy bunny. Unless you count… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
You ignorant little rodent! This isn't just an old book. This is the book of Everafter." "Sorry, I haven't read it. I'm waiting for the… — Michael Buckley
Youâ€™d make an enemy out of me over a human?â€ The word â€œhumanâ€ might as well have been â€œrodent. — Nalini Singh
You mean he came to your school? The scandalous rodent-loaf! — Laini Taylor
It is, I suppose, the common grief of children at having to protect their parents from reality. It is bitter for the young to see… — Katherine Dunn
Evidence indicates that cats were first tamed in Egypt. The Egyptians stored grain, which attracted rodents, which attracted cats. (No evidence that such a thing… — William S. Burroughs
Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. — Preston Manning
You know it seems a wee bit backwards when a rodent gets a holiday such as Groundhog Day, and the Super Bowl doesn't . .… — Rick Sutter

Who Wrote These Rodent Quotes

18 authors contributed a total of 19 Rodent Quotes as follows: