Roasts Quotes

8 quotes by 7 authors

• Th' newspaper does ivrything f'r us. It runs th' polis foorce an' th' banks, commands th' milishy, controls th' ligislachure, baptizes th' young, marries th'… — Finley Peter Dunne
• We have got too many kids around the house to have a romantic meal at home. But Danielle is a fantastic cook. She does a… — Gary Lineker
• John Frances, Entertainment Chair, of the Friars Club: Of all the roasts that I have produced for the Friars Club, this is the one that… — Mickey Rooney
• A priest friend of mine has cautioned me away from the standard God of our childhoods, who loves you and guides you and then, if… — Anne Lamott
• I don't think that women necessarily always write like women. I was a writer on the 'Comedy Central Roasts' for a while, and I always… — Whitney Cummings
• I hate being mean. I watch those roasts on Comedy Central and they make the hair on the back of my neck stand up. — Downtown Julie Brown
• Some people love Sundays; I don't, particularly. I used to rather dread them when I was younger. I was brought up on Sunday roasts, which… — Celia Imrie
• We have got too many kids around the house to have a romantic meal at home. But Danielle is a fantastic cook. She does a… — Gary Lineker

Who Wrote These Roasts Quotes

7 authors contributed a total of 8 Roasts Quotes as follows:

• 2 Roasts Quotes by Gary Lineker
• 1 Roasts Quote by Finley Peter Dunne
• 1 Roasts Quote by Mickey Rooney
• 1 Roasts Quote by Anne Lamott
• 1 Roasts Quote by Downtown Julie Brown
• 1 Roasts Quote by Celia Imrie
• 1 Roasts Quote by Whitney Cummings