Refunds Quotes

13 quotes by 12 authors

Always overpay your taxes.That way you'll get a refund. — Meyer Lansky
I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund. — Robin Williams
The IRS said today anyone with a refund coming from their 2001 taxes will lose it if they don't pick it up by April 15th.… — Jay Leno
In general, anyone who paid the long distance telephone tax will get the refund on their 2006 federal income tax return. This includes individuals, businesses… — Virgil Goode
Three wishes - no substitutes, exchanges or refunds — Robin Williams
While tax refunds amount to substantial income for many Americans, current IRS rules do not allow taxpayers to directly deposit their refund into more than… — Jim Cooper
I was very surprised when last I bought a packet of cigarettes and had to request a refund as I read a warning that told… — Robert Clark
Let's talk about how to fill out your 1984 tax return. Here's an often overlooked accounting technique that can save you thousands of dollars: For… — Dave Barry
While other state governments stiff their vendors, close parks, delay tax refunds, and ignore unacceptably poor service levels, Indiana state employees are setting national standards… — Mitch McConnell
Hey!â€ I said, indignation filling me. â€œIâ€™m immortal! Doesnâ€™t that mean I wonâ€™t get saggy boobs and gray hair? Because if it doesnâ€™t mean that,… — Katie MacAlister
Watch the season nigga no re-runs The devil buying soul's nigga no refunds. — J. Cole
Three wishes... and X, nay on wishing for more wishes! That's it! Three! Uno, dos, tres. No substitutions, exchanges or refunds! -Genie — Aladdin
They put the fun in no refunds ! — Kevin McCarty

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