Refrigerator Door Quotes

8 quotes by 8 authors

• My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares.… — Erma Bombeck
• I do twenty minutes every time the refrigerator door opens and the light comes on. — Debbie Reynolds
• Open your refrigerator door, and you summon forth more light than the total amount enjoyed by most households in the 18th century. The world at… — Bill Bryson
• I'm the classic absent-minded professor: I'm very focused on something, and meanwhile, I've left the refrigerator door open for hours. — Jewel
• No matter your spiritual beliefs, if you hold any, the answer is the same: sometimes, why is not knowable. If you open the refrigerator door… — Augusten Burroughs
• Insomnia’s different,” I said. It was hard to explain this to people. “You know the light that comes on when you open the refrigerator door?… — Barbara Kingsolver
• Imagine a life-form whose brainpower is to ours as ours is to a chimpanzee’s. To such a species, our highest mental achievements would be trivial.… — Neil deGrasse Tyson
• Never pride yourself on knowledge. Remember; even a head of iceberg lettuce knows more than you do. It knows whether or not that light really… — William Blake

Who Wrote These Refrigerator Door Quotes

8 authors contributed a total of 8 Refrigerator Door Quotes as follows:

• 1 Refrigerator Door Quote by Debbie Reynolds
• 1 Refrigerator Door Quote by Bill Bryson
• 1 Refrigerator Door Quote by Jewel
• 1 Refrigerator Door Quote by Augusten Burroughs
• 1 Refrigerator Door Quote by Barbara Kingsolver
• 1 Refrigerator Door Quote by Neil deGrasse Tyson
• 1 Refrigerator Door Quote by William Blake
• 1 Refrigerator Door Quote by Erma Bombeck