Rectal Quotes
- A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the… — Tina Fey
- You want me here. (Artemis) Yeah, like an alien rectal probe up my sphincter.' (Acheron) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
- I wish I had the voice of Homer to sing of rectal carcinoma. — John B. S. Haldane
- Thou Shalt Not Forcibly Invade Thy Neighbors Rectal Cavities With Thine Superstitious Nonsense, Lest They In Turn Invade Thine Own Chambers. - The Golden Rectum… — Rock Cowles
- Team: We've got rectal bleeding. House: What, all of you? — House MD