Real Programmers Quotes
- Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. — Larry Wall
- I'm not a real programmer. I throw together things until it works then I move on. The real programmers will say Yeah it works but… — Rasmus Lerdorf
- Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand. — Tom Van Vleck
- Real programmers don't work from 9 to 5. If any real programmers are around at 9am it's because they were up all night. — Tom Van Vleck
- Real programmers don't write in PL/I. PL/I is for programmers who can't decide whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN. — Tom Van Vleck
- In the beginning, there were Real Programmers. — Eric S. Raymond