Rattlesnakes Quotes

41 quotes by 38 authors

I've sat looking down into a volcano that could blow at any moment; I've helped catch a shark and several rattlesnakes; I let a tarantula… — Alan Alda
I hate a hook. It nauseates me. I could vomit when I see one. It's like a rattlesnake in your pocket. — Ben Hogan
To the goggling unbeliever Texans say, as people always say about their mangier dishes, 'But it's just like chicken, only tenderer.' Rattlesnake is, in fact,… — Alistair Cooke
If it weren't for the message of mercy and pity in Jesus' Sermon on the Mount, I wouldn't want to be a human being. I… — Kurt Vonnegut
I do not think I have any uncharitable prejudice against the rattlesnake, still, I should not like to be one. — Herman Melville
I don't know about you, but rattlesnake sounds pretty damn good right now. — Joe Teti
I ran across a rattlesnake once in New Mexico, you know what I did with it, chopped its head off and we ate it. — Joe Teti
The delicate sensitivity of a frightened rattlesnake. — Ross Macdonald
I regarded drugs as somewhat like rattlesnakes - it's possible to pick one up without getting bit, but why bother? — Elizabeth Moon
Slapping a rattlesnake across the face with the back of your hand is safer than trying to fool Henry Aaron. — Claude Osteen
I learnt how to hunt rattlesnakes with an eagle for Serena. — Ron Rash
My father being an outdoors person, he used to take us on quite a few adventures thorugh the wild areas down there, introducing us to… — Jim Fowler
RATTLESNAKE, n. Our prostrate brother, "Homo ventrambulans". — Ambrose Bierce
My new millionaire idea is one regular shoe and one "swollen" shoe, for when you get bit by a rattlesnake. — Jack Handey
When I think back on all the blessings I have been given in my life, I can't think of a single one, unless you count… — Jack Handey
If your gonna play with rattlesnakes, you better know what rattlesnakes do. — Smokey Yunick
It's a wise man who profits by his own experience, but it's a good deal wiser one who lets the rattlesnake bite the other fellow. — Josh Billings
There was a solemn article in the local paper seriously advocating systematic exterminating of the entire German nation as the only proper course after military… — J.R.R. Tolkien
We angels are misconceived in the human world. People perceive us as kindly and bountiful; when, in truth, we are about as fluffy, as gentle,… — Rebecca Lim
I almost think of nerd brains as rattlesnake venom; like, you can milk it. You can milk the pulpy venom out of the nerd brain… — Chris Hardwick

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