Rattlesnake Quotes

33 quotes by 30 authors

I hate a hook. It nauseates me. I could vomit when I see one. It's like a rattlesnake in your pocket. — Ben Hogan
To the goggling unbeliever Texans say, as people always say about their mangier dishes, 'But it's just like chicken, only tenderer.' Rattlesnake is, in fact,… — Alistair Cooke
If it weren't for the message of mercy and pity in Jesus' Sermon on the Mount, I wouldn't want to be a human being. I… — Kurt Vonnegut
I do not think I have any uncharitable prejudice against the rattlesnake, still, I should not like to be one. — Herman Melville
I don't know about you, but rattlesnake sounds pretty damn good right now. — Joe Teti
I ran across a rattlesnake once in New Mexico, you know what I did with it, chopped its head off and we ate it. — Joe Teti
The delicate sensitivity of a frightened rattlesnake. — Ross Macdonald
Slapping a rattlesnake across the face with the back of your hand is safer than trying to fool Henry Aaron. — Claude Osteen
RATTLESNAKE, n. Our prostrate brother, "Homo ventrambulans". — Ambrose Bierce
My new millionaire idea is one regular shoe and one "swollen" shoe, for when you get bit by a rattlesnake. — Jack Handey
When I think back on all the blessings I have been given in my life, I can't think of a single one, unless you count… — Jack Handey
It's a wise man who profits by his own experience, but it's a good deal wiser one who lets the rattlesnake bite the other fellow. — Josh Billings
I almost think of nerd brains as rattlesnake venom; like, you can milk it. You can milk the pulpy venom out of the nerd brain… — Chris Hardwick
May your trails be dim, lonesome, stony, narrow, winding and only slightly uphill. May the wind bring rain for the slickrock potholes fourteen miles on… — Edward Abbey
A rattlesnake loose in the living room tends to end all discussion of animal rights. — Lance Morrow
After a hard day of basic training, you could eat a rattlesnake. — Elvis Presley
When you see a rattlesnake poised to strike, you do not wait until he has struck to crush him. — Franklin D. Roosevelt
A rattlesnake that doesn't bite teaches you nothing. — Jessamyn West
It doesnâ€™t take time to change once you understand the problem...Somebody hands you a rattlesnake, it doesnâ€™t take long to drop it, does it? — Richard Bach
Any wizard bright enough to survive for five minutes was also bright enough to realize that if there was any power in demonology, then it… — Terry Pratchett

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