Rattlesnake Quotes
33 quotes by 30 authors
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I hate a hook. It nauseates me. I could vomit when I see one. It's like a rattlesnake in your pocket.
— Ben Hogan
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To the goggling unbeliever Texans say, as people always say about their mangier dishes, 'But it's just like chicken, only tenderer.' Rattlesnake is, in fact,…
— Alistair Cooke
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If it weren't for the message of mercy and pity in Jesus' Sermon on the Mount, I wouldn't want to be a human being. I…
— Kurt Vonnegut
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I do not think I have any uncharitable prejudice against the rattlesnake, still, I should not like to be one.
— Herman Melville
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I don't know about you, but rattlesnake sounds pretty damn good right now.
— Joe Teti
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I ran across a rattlesnake once in New Mexico, you know what I did with it, chopped its head off and we ate it.
— Joe Teti
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The delicate sensitivity of a frightened rattlesnake.
— Ross Macdonald
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Slapping a rattlesnake across the face with the back of your hand is safer than trying to fool Henry Aaron.
— Claude Osteen
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RATTLESNAKE, n. Our prostrate brother, "Homo ventrambulans".
— Ambrose Bierce
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My new millionaire idea is one regular shoe and one "swollen" shoe, for when you get bit by a rattlesnake.
— Jack Handey
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When I think back on all the blessings I have been given in my life, I can't think of a single one, unless you count…
— Jack Handey
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It's a wise man who profits by his own experience, but it's a good deal wiser one who lets the rattlesnake bite the other fellow.
— Josh Billings
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I almost think of nerd brains as rattlesnake venom; like, you can milk it. You can milk the pulpy venom out of the nerd brain…
— Chris Hardwick
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May your trails be dim, lonesome, stony, narrow, winding and only slightly uphill. May the wind bring rain for the slickrock potholes fourteen miles on…
— Edward Abbey
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A rattlesnake loose in the living room tends to end all discussion of animal rights.
— Lance Morrow
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After a hard day of basic training, you could eat a rattlesnake.
— Elvis Presley
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When you see a rattlesnake poised to strike, you do not wait until he has struck to crush him.
— Franklin D. Roosevelt
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A rattlesnake that doesn't bite teaches you nothing.
— Jessamyn West
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It doesn’t take time to change once you understand the problem...Somebody hands you a rattlesnake, it doesn’t take long to drop it, does it?
— Richard Bach
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Any wizard bright enough to survive for five minutes was also bright enough to realize that if there was any power in demonology, then it…
— Terry Pratchett
Who Wrote These Rattlesnake Quotes
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