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I'll say things that are serious and put them in a joke form so people can enjoy them. We laugh to keep from crying. — Kanye West
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. — Steven Wright
If I wanted to develop a scenario to destroy America, I would do what the Republicans are doing. Take the brightest and best young black… — Andrew Young
Books are the ultimate Dumpees: put them down and theyâ€™ll wait for you forever; pay attention to them and they always love you back. — John Green
Lead the people with administrative injunctions and put them in their place with penal law, and they will avoid punishments but will be without a… — Confucius
It didn't matter in the end how old they had been, or that they were girls, but only that we had loved them, and that… — Jeffrey Eugenides
All sorrows can be borne if you can put them into a story. — Isak Dinesen
It is a small soul, buried beneath the weight of affairs, that does not know how to get clean away from them, that cannot put… — Michel de Montaigne
It is a magic book. Words mean things. When you put them together they speak. Yes, sometimes they flatten out and nothing they say is… — Samuel R. Delany
...we took the 10 machines we agreed were the most beguiling, and we put them on permanent exhibit in the foyer of this library underneath… — Kurt Vonnegut
This sort of thing has got to be stopped. Bad philosophers are like slum landlords. It's my job to put them out of business. — Ludwig Wittgenstein
The brain is wider than the sky, For, put them side by side, The one the other will include With ease, and you beside. — Emily Dickinson
I seem to know all the cliches, but not how to put them together in a believable way. Or else these stories are terrible and… — Umberto Eco
I'm beginning to feel that no author has the right to tear his characters apart if he doesn't know how, or feel that he knows… — J D Salinger
Shoulda gone to China. They give away babies like free iPods. They put them in guns and shoot them out at sporting events. — Diablo Cody
Sometimes it works out well, and certain household responsibilities fall naturally to those who like doing them. For example, my wife likes to pack suitcases,… — Paul Reiser
What is this obsession people have with books? They put them in their houses like they're trophies. What do you need it for after you… — Jerry Seinfeld
He almost danced to the fridge, found the three least hairy things in it, put them on a plate and watched them intently for two… — Douglas Adams
She didn't care anymore... and she got no pleasure from the work she did, but she did it. Everything bored her. She found that when… — Louise Fitzhugh
In the end we had the pieces of the puzzle, but no matter how we put them together, gaps remained, oddly shaped emptinesses mapped by… — Jeffrey Eugenides

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