Put Em Quotes
34 quotes by 25 authors
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One of the first things they teach you in Driver's Ed is where to put your hands on the steering wheel. They tell you put…
— George Carlin
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I'm always writing ideas down and then I stick em in my pocket and put em in that folder so I don't lose them. Like,…
— Lucinda Williams
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I've always had an inquisitive mind about everything from flowers to television sets to motor cars. Always pulled them apart - couldn't put 'em back,…
— Craig Johnston
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Just take them rascals [rapists, killers, child abusers] out in the swamp / Put 'em on their knees and tie 'em to a stump /…
— Charlie Daniels
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If you take five white guys and put 'em with five black guys, and let 'em hang around together for about a month, and at…
— George Carlin
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I'm the Barbie, keep alotta plastic. Little pink stars, put em on my jacket.
— Nicki Minaj
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Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower.
— Elayne Boosler
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Now that I'm in the position I'm in now, I like to take all my creative ideas and put 'em on the Internet for my…
— Soulja Boy
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Bring me a girl, they're always the best. You put 'em on stage, and you have 'em undress.
— Tom Petty
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I can sing fine and I can play guitar fine, but put 'em together and it becomes a thoughtful effort.
— Jerry Cantrell
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Who wants a stylus. You have to get em and put em away, and you lose em. Yuck. Nobody wants a stylus.
— Steve Jobs
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I don't want to hear the specials. If they're so special, put 'em on the menu.
— Jerry Seinfeld
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Here's how it works: the president makes decisions. He's the decider. The press secretary announces those decisions, and you people of the press type those…
— Stephen Colbert
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You take 5 white guys and you take 5 black guys and put em together for a week and what you won't have is 5…
— George Carlin
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I took off my glasses while you were yelling at me once more than once so as not to see you see me react. Should've…
— Fiona Apple
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I tell em everybody else is my opposite. I put em on the game give em five percent.
— Nicki Minaj
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Here's how it works: the president makes decisions. He's the decider. The press secretary announces those decisions, and you people of the press type those…
— Stephen Colbert
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I'm ready for ya Hit 'em all, switch it up Put 'em on, zip it up Let my perfume, soak into your sweater Say you'll…
— Treasure:)
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Most of us really aren't horribly unique. There are 6 billion of us. Put 'em all in one room and very few would stand out…
— Herbert Simon
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Yo, now all these b*****s wanna try and be my bestie, but I take a left and leave them hanging like a testie. Trash talk…
— Nicki Minaj
Who Wrote These Put Em Quotes
25 authors contributed a total of 34 Put Em Quotes as follows: