Punchlines Quotes

16 quotes by 7 authors

On the theft of his material by Denis Leary: "I have a scoop for you. I stole his act. I camouflaged it with punchlines, and… — Bill Hicks
Every president becomes a caricature. The press, partisans, late-night shows, and other arbiters of our culture these days boil down complicated and multi-faceted personalities into… — Mark McKinnon
If you do something that is not gags and punchlines and is character-based, where there are no jokes as such, then it all has to… — Darren Boyd
In advertising agencies, they will always hire more client servicing people than creatives. — Charles Elba
I'm in the Gucci vest with the green and red straps, I'm the Last rapper to scare n****s since craig Mack! — Lloyd Banks
Run when we startin to raid, or leave with 12 shells in your mouth like a carton of eggs — Lloyd Banks
You either down or you not, ain't no in between this Sh*t! — Lloyd Banks
My momma had heart attacks back to back I'm sorry, but I wasn't really thinking bout rap than my Pops just past I had to… — Lloyd Banks
Try to play me, and I'll make your blood flow faster than the old Jay-Z — Lloyd Banks
I'm feelin new, but I demand some respect, 'cuz I already wear your advance on my neck — Lloyd Banks
Even my father knows where the revolver goes...I'll bring the beef to your front door like Dominoes — Lloyd Banks
I've seen girls turn to double dumb hoes, then they get pregnant...another one grows — Lloyd Banks
I'm tired of you niggaz with your maybe beef, we gonna be here forever, you're temporary like baby teeth — Lloyd Banks
My brain is a factory of punchlines which never stops producing — Static Flow
My punchlines weigh sick in a hospital scale , so in a battle I send my oppenent to hell — Static Flow
That's it 20 quotes/punchlines in a day.... — Cooly Justice

Who Wrote These Punchlines Quotes

7 authors contributed a total of 16 Punchlines Quotes as follows: