Problem Quotes

11076 quotes by 5908 authors

Phoney: Here's your problem Fone Bone! We're off the map! Get a bigger map! — Jeff Smith
I remember a group therapy session when one of the patients was reluctantly turning his corner. He would accept it, he said, but he wouldn't… — Sheldon B. Kopp
I could use some help with an FTA. What's your problem? He's old, and I'll look like a loser if I shoot him. — Janet Evanovich
This is the problem with forever friends. They know too much. — Kristin Hannah
Captain, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing. — Joss Whedon
The task of a writer is not to solve the problem but to state the problem correctly. — Anton Chekhov
Just don't go out fighting. I don't need to know where you're going, that's your biz. But if you get yourself killed, I got ninety-nine… — J R Ward
When someone covets something they desire and lust over it.Usually it's something they can't have. You've always had that problem... — Sara Shepard
If you owe your bank a hundred pounds, you have a problem. But if you owe a million, it has. — John Maynard Keynes
I don't know. This college would probably have the same problem the last one did." I frowned. "What's that?" "Homework." "Adrian," growled his father. "It's… — Richelle Mead
We can leave a place behind, or we can stay in that place and leave our selfishness (often expressed in feeling sorry for ourselves) behind.… — John H. Groberg
You make problem, you have problem — Jon Kabat-Zinn
But what does he do to qualify as a sonovabitch?â€ Jenny asked. â€œMake meâ€, I replied. â€œBeg pardon?â€ â€œMake meâ€, I repeated. Her eyes widened… — Erich Segal
The problem is, or rather one of the problems, for there are many, a sizeable proportion of which are continually clogging up the civil, commercial,… — Douglas Adams
no matter how big you think your problems are, someone else's problems could always be bigger, which makes yours relatively small! — Brenda Jackson
County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that's the problem. I don't know how to spell it and I'm… — Bill Watterson
The problem with temptation is that you may not get another chance. — Laurence J. Peter
To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem. — Douglas Adams
Generally speaking, books don't cause much harm. Except when you read them, that is. Then they cause all kinds of problems. — Pseudonymous Bosch
Men decide far more problems by hate, love, lust, rage, sorrow, joy, hope, fear, illusion or some other inward emotion, than by reality, authority, any… — Marcus Tullius Cicero

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