Pretend Quotes

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I've got a swimming pool and I pretend to be like a mermaid, like in the middle of the night. It kind of de-stresses me. — Rebel Wilson
I have been called Taylor Lautner a few time which I'm quite happy about. You only have to look at us to see how funny… — Robert Pattinson
Music means freedom to me. But in acting you can pretend to be someone else and I like that. — Robert Pattinson
Just don't pretend you know more about your characters than they do, because you don't. Stay open to them. It's teatime and all the dolls… — Anne Lamott
When we found out Blackburn's owners wanted us to do a chicken advert for Venky's, we didn't really know what to think. I had to… — Unknown Author
If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to… — Jack Handey
Humanity cannot afford to acknowledge all of the blood that it spills and the destruction it inflicts on the world in its effort to perpetuate… — Jeremy Rifkin
It is tempting to pretend that minorities on death row share a fate in no way connected to our own, that our treatment of them… — William J. Brennan
Marshall's crime is to pretend to handle imperfect competition with tools only applicable to perfect competition. — Paul Samuelson
Honored delegates, leaders of the world, I pretend for a living. — Leonardo DiCaprio
And God 'sits in the heavens and laughs' at the proud who pretend to be more than they are. — Gabriel Fackre
It is a just observation that the people commonly intend the Public Good. This often applies to their very errors. But their good sense would… — Alexander Hamilton
I can't pretend that I'm just a friend... 'cause I'm thinkin' maybe we were meant to be. — Unknown Author
I don't pretend that all the first Zionists wanted Israel to be a moral state. For some it was quite enough that it be a… — Jonathan Freedland
The principle of majority rule is the mildest form in which the force of numbers can be exercised. It is a pacific substitute for civil… — Walter Lippmann
If you're at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you're eating it,… — Jack Handey
Whatever you have lived, you can write & by hard work & a genuine apprenticeship, you can learn to write well; but what you have… — Mark Twain
People pretend things didn't happen. Or so what, they happened, it's okay. Well, it's never okay. It's always ruined. — Vendela Vida
True revolution comes not when we learn to ignore our fat and pretend we're no different, but when we learn to use it to our… — Unknown Author
I wanted the world to sit back, listen up, and let me explain to it that when someone is sad and hopeless, the last thing… — John Corey Whaley

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