Press One Quotes
- Welcome to the psychiatric hotline: if you are obsessive compulsive press one repeatedly. If you are schizophrenic listen closely and a little voice will tell… — Barbara Oakley
- Can I press one for English? — Jerry Lawler
- Whereas God, for reasons of His own, sometimes chooses to let the machine answer. 'The Supreme Being is unavailable to come to the phone at… — Sherwood Anderson
- You've reached Fantasia, where the undead live again every night," "For bar hours, press one. To make a party reservation, press two. To talk to… — Charlaine Harris
- They do awful things in the press. One newspaper in England said I was 12 years older than I am, and I was ready to… — Diane Ladd