Prefect Quotes

44 quotes by 30 authors

Six pints of bitter, said Ford Prefect. And quickly please, the world's about to end. — Douglas Adams
It's been said that alcoholics are egomaniacs with low self -esteem. It's the prefect description. Being larger than life and yet your pride is crushed… — Gary Oldman
I was a prefect at school, I never had a tattoo, got a detention or pierced my ears more than once. — Amanda Holden
The State has but one face for me: that of the police. To my eyes, all of the State's ministries have this single face, and… — Jean Dubuffet
Of all the people on Earth, the prefect and the greatest Man prayed. — Joseph Prince
If we try and direct our lives with only our limited rationalistic thoughts and our sense perceptions, then our actions and our activities will not… — Frederick Lenz
You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!" "What are Fred and I? Next door neighbors? — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very… — Douglas Adams
Arthur Dent: What happens if I press this button? Ford Prefect: I wouldn't- Arthur Dent: Oh. Ford Prefect: What happened? Arthur Dent: A sign lit… — Douglas Adams
Harry, don't go picking a row with Malfoy, don't forget, he's a prefect now, he could make life difficult for you..." "Wow, I wonder what… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
That is another of your odd notions," said the Prefect, who had a fashion of calling every thing "odd" that was beyond his comprehension, and… — Edgar Allan Poe
When you're cruising down the road in the fast lane and you lazily sail past a few hard-driving cars and are feeling pretty pleased with… — Douglas Adams
Can't stay long, Mother," he said. "I'm up front, the prefects have got two compartments to themselves-" "Oh, are you a prefect, Percy?" said one… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Thank God genuine video phones hadn't been invented. I hadn't even grabbed a towel. Ford Prefect would despair of me. — C.E. Murphy
I feel I owe you another explanation Harry," said Dumbledore hesitantly. "You may, perhaps, wondered why I never chose you as a prefect? I must… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Ford Prefect suppressed a little giggle of evil satisfaction, realized that he had no reason to suppress it, and laughed out loud, a wicked laugh. — Douglas Adams
Goosnargh," said Ford Prefect, which was a special Betelgeusian word he used when he knew he should say something but didn't know what it should… — Douglas Adams
Will you stop counting!' snarled Zaphod. 'Yes,' said Ford Prefect, 'in three minutes and thirty-five seconds. — Douglas Adams
You see, I, unlike you, have been made a prefect, which means that I, unlike you, have the power to hand out punishments.â€ â€œYeah,â€ said… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
The prefect evening...lying down on the couch beside the bookcase and reading himself sleepy...Jim lying opposite him at the other end of the couch, also… — Christopher Isherwood

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