Pre Quotes

496 quotes by 445 authors

Pilot's pre-launch brief off the carrier to his passenger in a 2-place jet: If anything goes wrong off the cat, I'll say 'Eject Eject Eject'.… — Myself
Penis breath, a lover's dread is what you get when you give head. Unpleasant as it tends to be be grateful that he doesn't pee.… — Unkown
In faith I shall overcome my shortcomings, in this age of light I will not hold ill-informed opinions and as I pledge my allegiance to… — Simon Quperlier
As it is with medicine, or physics, certain laws will always apply when an action is implemented. When your doctor routinely examines you, they will… — Johnny Luckett
Going to the gym without taking pre-workout is like an old man trying to have sex without taking Viagra...it just doesn't work. — Neight Lauria
What people are seeing in Ferguson, MO is a community being pre-emptive instead of reactive! We all want the family to have peace and justice.… — Merle Rutledge Jr
The problem with many things is the pre-conceived ideas we have about them! — Green Monk
The Committee's review of a series of intelligence shortcomings, to include intelligence prior to 9-11 and the pre-war intelligence on Iraq, clearly reveal how vital… — Jane Harman
No one wants to go back to a situation where, if you have a pre-existing medical condition, you, you can be deprived of coverage. No… — David Axelrod
Some are pre-taped interviews because maybe we can't get that person live or maybe we're not sure it's going to work out right so we… — Bob Edwards
It's definitely the highest rated pre-school show on Cable. It's difficult to mix markets that way in terms of ratings. It's hard to tell, you… — Steve Burns
24 isn't like other shows, where you set the look once and you're done. The show started at midnight, then moved to a pre-dawn look,… — Stephen Hopkins
So what I do now is to pre-empt that by making the up into a virtue, and telling funny stories about how crap I am… — Emily Mortimer
The president is being denounced for not taking the kind of pre-emptive action in Afghanistan that he has been so passionately denounced for taking in… — Ferdinand Mount
And I thought if I don't pre-interview - first of all, we couldn't afford it - but the second thing was it would force me… — James Lipton
We collaborate on everything. I'm involved in the writing and pre-production. There's a whole bunch of people who keep in touch at every step about… — Jay Roach
Maybe... there is a perfectly reasonable explanation for unlawfully detaining 120 people. Maybe they just got carried away with last year's idea of pre-emptive strikes… — Mark Thomas
Are you a pre-op trans centaur? — Tracy Morgan
I suggest you pre-actively check into rehab, as you are a future alcoholic. -Sue — Unknown Author
I'm a punch line professional, far from conventional, Always make a point like what comes right before a decimal, I never ate my vegetables, skipped… — Chris Webby

Who Wrote These Pre Quotes

445 authors contributed a total of 496 Pre Quotes, led by these top contributors: