Practical Jokes Quotes
16 quotes by 16 authors
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If you make people laugh or cry about little black marks on sheets of white paper, what is that but a practical joke? All the…
— Kurt Vonnegut
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I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, “Oh, no, I'm joking, I'm joking .
— Anna Torv
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Nobody was perfect. Not even close. And everybody had wrinkles from smiling and squinting and craining their necks. Everybody has marks on their bodies from…
— Katherine Center
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The only really good vegetable is Tabasco sauce. Put Tabasco sauce in everything. Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin. The…
— P.J. O'Rourke
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Most practical jokes, I'll feel too bad for the other person so I'll stop just before the punchline.
— Larry David
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My father, the practical joker, did not care for practical jokes on himself; he did not encourage the practice in me.
— Lincoln Steffens
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I'm just not the outgoing bubble of energy. But if I know you, it's different. Practical jokes. Have fun. I'm not looking for any new…
— Eric Dickerson
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I was in California the first time I heard Michael Jackson wanted to record with me. I was, like, 'Nah, no way, he's too big,…
— Heavy D
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Zac Efron is like a brother who's just goofy and crazy. He plays a lot of practical jokes.
— Ashley Tisdale
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It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one.
— Rick Riordan
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
— Will Rogers
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In all the works on pedagogy that ever I read — and they have been many, big, and heavy — I don't remember that any…
— Charles Sanders Peirce
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Oh, I don't know. I prefer to think that when they're at home, the Silent Brothers are much like us. Playing practical jokes in the…
— Cassandra Clare
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I am a bit of a Cheap Pete, but I do spend a fortune on books and false moustaches and practical jokes.
— Karen Duffy
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His eye for detail was so impeccable, he made me realize he was listening and understanding me completely and wanted to jump into my world.…
— Katy Perry
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I wouldn't be with somebody if I wasn't in love. Everybody can see she is hot and that's great, but there is so much more…
— Justin Bieber
Who Wrote These Practical Jokes Quotes
16 authors contributed a total of 16 Practical Jokes Quotes as follows: