Practical Jokes Quotes

16 quotes by 16 authors

If you make people laugh or cry about little black marks on sheets of white paper, what is that but a practical joke? All the… — Kurt Vonnegut
I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, â€œOh, no, I'm joking, I'm joking . — Anna Torv
Nobody was perfect. Not even close. And everybody had wrinkles from smiling and squinting and craining their necks. Everybody has marks on their bodies from… — Katherine Center
The only really good vegetable is Tabasco sauce. Put Tabasco sauce in everything. Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin. The… — P.J. O'Rourke
Most practical jokes, I'll feel too bad for the other person so I'll stop just before the punchline. — Larry David
My father, the practical joker, did not care for practical jokes on himself; he did not encourage the practice in me. — Lincoln Steffens
I'm just not the outgoing bubble of energy. But if I know you, it's different. Practical jokes. Have fun. I'm not looking for any new… — Eric Dickerson
I was in California the first time I heard Michael Jackson wanted to record with me. I was, like, 'Nah, no way, he's too big,… — Heavy D
Zac Efron is like a brother who's just goofy and crazy. He plays a lot of practical jokes. — Ashley Tisdale
It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one. — Rick Riordan
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected. — Will Rogers
In all the works on pedagogy that ever I read â€” and they have been many, big, and heavy â€” I don't remember that any… — Charles Sanders Peirce
Oh, I don't know. I prefer to think that when they're at home, the Silent Brothers are much like us. Playing practical jokes in the… — Cassandra Clare
I am a bit of a Cheap Pete, but I do spend a fortune on books and false moustaches and practical jokes. — Karen Duffy
His eye for detail was so impeccable, he made me realize he was listening and understanding me completely and wanted to jump into my world.… — Katy Perry
I wouldn't be with somebody if I wasn't in love. Everybody can see she is hot and that's great, but there is so much more… — Justin Bieber

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