Polyester Quotes

22 quotes by 20 authors

Most gay bashers will be wearing what gay people had on four years earlier - only in polyester with a Penney's label. — Paul Rudnick
There is one thing in this world that is dumber than playing golf. That is watching someone else playing golf. What do you actually get… — Peter Andrews
If we've learned anything, it's that the combination of yellow smiley faces and blue polyester vests are irresistible to the inbred. — Zach Braff
When you were a kid and the circus came to town it was awesome to see these little creatures, but these things go out of… — Zach Braff
Las Vegas is a major family destination. Nevada casinos have become American family values now. It's considered just fine to go into one of these… — Bruce Sterling
Breakfast cereals that come in the same colors as polyester leisure suits make oversleeping a virtue. — Fran Lebowitz
It's a mixed crowd at the dogs - black, white, hispanic - but to Walt they all look like Jackie Gleason. Heavyset guys with big… — John Sayles
I don't want to return to the past. I don't yearn for when I was 18 years old. I was in high school then. I… — Joe Scarborough
One thing the futurists never get right, though, is that the extreme desire for polyester only lasted a brief period in the '70s! — Lea Thompson
Gym class was, of course, where the strongest, best-looking kids were made captains and chose us spazzes last. More important, it was where the figures… — Ayelet Waldman
I made her the queen of my double wide trailer with the polyester curtains and redwood deck. — Sammy Kershaw
We're all polyester poets and pickers of a kind, with far too many questions for the answers in our minds. — John Anderson
While the liberal media elite depict the bowler as a chubby guy with a comb-over and polyester pants, the reality is that bowling is one… — Chris Hardwick
A lot of children don't have a developed aesthetic. I did. I made early choices in life, even about cloth; I liked flannel and not… — Patti Smith
The great challenge working on this show for me is wearing polyester all day long and having the worst haircut known to man at the… — Rainn Wilson
He paused, twisting his goatee, considering the law in Deuteronomy that forbade clothes with mixed fibers. A problematic bit of Scripture. A matter that required… — Joe Hill
Heart lesson #3: post-heartbreak survival. The heart is resilient, I mean literally. When a body is burned, the heart is the last organ to oxidize.… — Ibi Kaslik
Want to be a well-paid bioethicist, with one, two, or even three university appointments? Just get yourself a two-piece navy polyester suit and follow these… — Alice Dreger
Let me just tell you this: I love polyester. — Jay R. Ferguson
My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a… — Roseanne Barr

Who Wrote These Polyester Quotes

20 authors contributed a total of 22 Polyester Quotes as follows: