Pointy Quotes

32 quotes by 29 authors

If the rest of your brain were conscious, it would probably regard you as the pointy-haired boss from Dilbert — Peter Watts
It was, according to the history books, the fastest coronation since Bubric the Saxon crowned himself with a very pointy crown on a hill during… — Terry Pratchett
I donâ€™t have the time to devote to circles or covens. I have to fit things in when and where I can, in stolen moments… — Erin Morgenstern
...called nine-one-one," Howie was saying, "and then I heard something in the alleyway, so I went back there and" --Howie coughed-- "and valiantly attacked his… — Barry Lyga
First rule, stick them with the pointy end! — George R. R. Martin
I'm going to teach you the art of swordsmanship-or in other words, how to totally kill someone with a sharp, pointy thing. — Michael Buckley
... the devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for ... — Tucker Max
There's nothing so cruel as memory. The pointy, bitey little thunderbolts. Unwanted party crashers, screamers through your synapses. Inescapable, unrelenting...not at all friendly. You can't… — Unkown
What's evil like? Is it tingly? Are my eyebrows gonna go all pointy and I'm gonna get some evil laugh that turns into a cough?!… — Po - The Dragon Warrior
Frodo: We're friends of Gandalf the Grey, can you tell him we've arrived? Barliman Butterbur: Gandalf? Gandalf... Oh, yes, I remember! Elderly chap, big gray… — Lord Of The Rings
Wats long nd pointy nd cuh bend.! ohh yah its ah ruler.! — Unknown Author
Dentist: *Pokes gums with sharp pointy instrument of death* Dentist: Your gums are bleeding because you don't floss. — Ritu Ghatourey

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