Pms Quotes

64 quotes by 51 authors

There is no such thing as a good call at 7 AM. It's been my experience that all calls between the hours of 11 PM… — Janet Evanovich
Mom says it's because she has PMS. Do you even know what that means? "I'm not a little kid anymore. It means pissed-at- men syndrome — Nicholas Sparks
Itâ€™s a responsibility that I take most seriously, so excuse me for banning you from killing them because you have reverse PMS. (Acheron) Reverse PMS?… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Iâ€™m an executioner, Leta, hence my Demon nickname. They send me in to take the heads off people and gods whoâ€™ve stepped over the line,… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Weâ€™re never gonna understand women. Theyâ€™re way too complex. Youâ€™ve got too many variables to consider. PMS, bad hair days, miscellaneous mood swings . .… — Susane Colasanti
Women were supposed to be the enigmas, but men? Moody, brooding bastards, the lot of them. A woman with PMS had nothing on a man.… — Maya Banks
Come home with me, Acheron. Iâ€™ll make it well worth your while. (Artemis) I have a headache. (Acheron) Youâ€™ve had a headache for two hundred… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I will love you forever" swears the poet. I find this easy to swear too. "I will love you at 4:15 pm next Tuesday" -… — Wystan Hugh Auden
Honey, the only experts in PMS are men. That's why men are so good at fighting wars; they learned Escape and Evade at home. — Linda Howard
Having a baby is like suddenly getting the world's worst roommate, like having Janis Joplin with a bad hangover and PMS come to stay with… — Anne Lamott
The most significant visions are not cast by great orators from a stage. They are cast at the bedsides of our children. The greatest visioncasting… — Andy Stanley
The vampire bible, bound in human skin, written in blood, and full of prophecies that were never wrong. Trouble was, if you read the thing… — MaryJanice Davidson
The last time I had PMS a roast chicken popped out of the oven and danced the Macarena.Krebs had walked in just as the chicken… — Linda Wisdom
I was slumped next to him. He didn't pay any attention to me, but kept snickering as he drove. It was annoying. I had PMS… — Jeaniene Frost
Lord Kane," the king acknowledged. "Before the proceedings begin, we must say how thrilled we were to meet your PMS." Uh..."My what?" "Your personal male… — Gena Showalter
Almost every month, I have a day where I get stuck in the mud of me. I used to blame hormones and PMS. After I… — Regina Brett
Wait, so PMS doesn't stand for Psychotic Mental Syndrome?! — Nikhil Saluja
A Woman is like a car when they are on their PMS. They both need their oil change !! — Glen Rambharack
Girls suffer from PMS, periods, cramps, childbirth, shaving, plucking, makeup dilemmas and high heels. Guys just complain. — Cuts And Scars
I'm not the perfect girlfriend, I'll yell at you,I'll get jealous,I'm stubborn. I over think. I PMS. I get Insecure. My moods are like a… — Jhiess Krieg

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