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Your cable television is experiencing difficulties. Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations,… — Matt Groening
A man has many parts, he is virtually everything, and you are free to select in him that part which pleases you. — Antoine de Saint-Exupery
Your discovery, as best as I can determine, is that there is an alternative which no one has hit upon. It is that one finding… — Walker Percy
I will never censor myself to please anyone. — Natalia Kills
Whosoever assumes a religious garb pleases not God even a bit. O ye men, understand this clearly in your minds, that God is attained not… — Guru Gobind Singh
Only the redeemed have the ability to like what God likes and to be pleased with what pleases God. — Aiden Wilson Tozer
I was an embarrassment to the department when they did research assessment exercises. A message would go round the department: 'Please give a list of… — Peter Higgs
With self-awareness you grow more intelligent. In awareness you learn, in self-awareness you learn about yourself. Of course, you can only learn what you are… — Sri Nisargadatta Maharaj
There's a lot of pain and suffering out there. I think there needs to be more joy, and love, and orgasms in the world. We… — Annie Sprinkle
Advice to rock gods: drugwise, stick to Ibuprofen, decaf lattes, and pale Pilsners ... If your stomach is not a flat slab, please leave your… — Ian Shoales
I am not so much concerned with the right of everyone to say anything he pleases as I am about our need as a self-governing… — John F. Kennedy
He is a man whom it is impossible to please, because he is never pleased with himself. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
I seek in the reading of books, only to please myself, by an honest diversion. — Michel de Montaigne
The circumstance which gives authors an advantage above all these great masters, is this, that they can multiply their originals; or rather, can make copies… — Joseph Addison
Dear Mom and Dad, Leave $50,000 in a bag under the bridge on Decatur Street. If there is no bridge on Decatur Street, please build… — Woody Allen
Teach us all to do right, Lord, please, and to get along together with that atom bomb on this earth because I do not want… — Langston Hughes
That you may please others you must be forgetful of yourself. — Ovid
I serve God, and my purpose is to please Him, and if God be for you, who can be against you? — Benjamin Carson
What happens when you're a child professional is that you have to be, well, professional. You're taught not to have tantrums, to always people-please. — Fergie
It pleases me to take amateur photographs of my garden, and it pleases my garden to make my photographs look professional. — Robert Breault

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