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Is that a joke? Please tell me you're joking. -Sophie I never joke about carnivorous bunnies. -Luca — Rachel Vincent
I have gone into town to buy a few last things we need for the expedition: Peruvian wasp repellent, toothbrushes, canned peaches, and a fireproof… — Daniel Handler
Believe then, if you please, that I can do strange things. [Act 5, Scene 2] — William Shakespeare
There's my baby!" I cried, quite carried away, "There's my poochiekins!" ... "Sadie," My dad said firmly, "Please do not refer to the devourer of… — Rick Riordan
My dear boy, please donâ€™t put a label on meâ€”donâ€™t make me a category before you get to know me! — John Irving
No matter what you do, you can never please everyone. And that was the hardest lesson to learn. In fact, I'm still learning it. — Chris Colfer
When I remember you, Randy, I'm going to smile, not cry. You're a part of me. One of the best parts. I just wanted to… — Jeaniene Frost
Waitress: "And to drink?" Artemis: "Spring water. Irish, if you have it. And no ice, please. As your ice is no doubt made from tap… — Eoin Colfer
The inquiry constantly is what will please, not what will benefit the people. In such a government there can be nothing but temporary expedient, fickleness,… — Alexander Hamilton
If he wakes up, I swear Iâ€™ll do anything. Iâ€™ll open gates, Iâ€™ll help all the paranormals, Iâ€™ll never judge people wearing Crocs again. Just… — Kiersten White
Protest is when I say this does not please me. Resistance is when I ensure what does not please me occurs no more. — Ulrike Meinhof
You know, thereâ€™s something when you just know you fit together. And I fit with you. I donâ€™t care what you are, human or anything… — Scott Speer
I'm surprised you don't know more about magic, Sister Verna. There is a word that is magic. It can accomplish more than you might think.… — Terry Goodkind
For the power of Man to make himself what he pleases means... the power of some men to make other men what THEY please. — C.S. Lewis
Trying to please everybody is impossible - if you did that, you'd end up in the middle with nobody liking you. You've just got to… — John Lennon
THERE IS A GAS LEAK IN THE BASEMENT OF THE SCHOOL. THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC. IT IS JUST A GAS LEAK WHICH MAY… — Jaclyn Moriarty
I have a couple of questions," he said. "Do, please, go ahead." "My first one is for Yassen Gregorovich." He turned to the Russian. "Why… — Anthony Horowitz
We men are very simple people: if we like what we see, weâ€™re coming over there. If we donâ€™t want anything from you, weâ€™re not… — Steve Harvey
pretty please, with a cherry on top of me! — Gena Showalter
And please, don't take offense. It's not an insult if it's true. - Devyn — Gena Showalter

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