Playpen Quotes
- We have far too many kids. At one time in the playpen there was standing-room only. It looked like a bus stop for midgets. It… — Phyllis Diller
- Put a small child in a playpen with an apple and a bunny. If s/he eats the apple and plays with the bunny, s/he's normal;but… — Maynard James Keenan
- Here's a test you can try at home, Put a 2 year old in a playpen with an apple and a rabbit. If it plays… — Dan Piraro
- My first playpen was a cardboard box. — Michael Lee-Chin
- When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. — Erma Bombeck