Pipe Quotes

284 quotes by 244 authors

Any entity capable of intelligently designing something as improbable as Dutchman's Pipe (or a universe) would have to be even more improbable than a Dutchman's… — Richard Dawkins
Hey, I stopped smoking cigarettes. Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now. I'm on to a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes, then I go… — John Candy
I had a job when I was 16 at a gas fitter, which was a bit like a pipe fitter. — Joe Cocker
I pulled out the manuscript [from the envelope] and a great big stiff cardboard finger sprung up. This is someone that was so certain they… — Gardner Dozois
It is quite a three-pipe problem. — Arthur Conan Doyle
The American Petroleum Institute filed suit against the EPA [and] charged that the agency was suppressing a scientific study for fear it might be misinterpreted...… — Ronald Reagan
I have two rules. One is, never trust a man who smokes a pipe. The other is, never trust a man with shiny shoes. — Charles Bukowski
The famous pipe. How people reproached me for it! And yet, could you stuff my pipe? No, it's just a representation, is it not? So… — Rene Magritte
Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul. With a corncob pipe and a button nose and two eyes made out of coal. Frosty the… — Jack Nelson
A glass is good, and a lass is good, And a pipe to smoke in cold weather; The world is good, and the people are… — John O'Keefe
If a man knows the law, find out, though he live in a pine shanty, and resort to him. And if a man can pipe… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
Unless you are political or intellectual, events like the Depression are seen as personal events. We thought of the Depression as something that made the… — Florynce Kennedy
Unfortunately, in the field of evolution most explanations are not good. As a matter of fact, they hardly qualify as explanations at all; they are… — Norman Macbeth
Every team begins the year with the goal of going to the NCAA tournament. Until somebody takes that dream away, you pursue it. The reality… — Dan Monson
I do but sing because I must; and pipe but as the linnets sing. — Alfred Lord Tennyson
Phronimos, possessing practical wisdom . But the only virtue special to a ruler is practical wisdom; all the others must be possessed, so it seems,… — Aristotle
He dances well to whom Fortune pipes. — John Ray
There is nothing like being left alone again, to walk peacefully with oneself in the woods. To boil one's coffee and fill one's pipe, and… — Knut Hamsun
You are sitting and smoking; you believe that you are sitting in your pipe, and that your pipe is smoking you; you are exhaling yourself… — Charles Baudelaire
All political power comes from the barrel of either guns, pussy, or opium pipes, and people seem to like it that way. — Hunter S. Thompson

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