Pimples Quotes

49 quotes by 45 authors

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading… — Rodney Dangerfield
I'm almost violent about that stuff - electronic manipulation of pictures. I think it's an abomination. I reject it all. I mean, it's OK for… — Elliott Erwitt
Yes, and I had pimples so badly it used to make me so shy. I used not to look at myself. I'd hide my face… — Michael Jackson
When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. — Jack Nicholson
I mean the terrorists are - are like a pimple, like a boil. They'll go away. — Pat Robertson
People are so afraid to say the word 'comic'. It makes you think of a grown man with pimples, a ponytail and a big belly.… — Marjane Satrapi
I wouldn't know any newer bands. We're past the pimple stage. — Angus Young
Old lovers go the way of old photographs, bleaching out gradually as in a slow bath of acid: first the moles and pimples, then the… — Margaret Atwood
Porthos: He thinks he can challenge the mighty Porthos with a sword... D'Artagnan: The mighty who? Porthos: Don't tell me you've never heard of me.… — Alexandre Dumas
What you and I might rate as an absolute disaster, God may rate as a pimple-level problem that will pass. He views your life the… — Max Lucado
Yossarian was cold, too, and shivering uncontrollably. He felt goose pimples clacking all over him as he gazed down despondently at the grim secret Snowden… — Joseph Heller
The holiday season is a time for storytelling, and whether you are hearing the story of a candelabra staying lit for more than a week,… — Daniel Handler
Miracles are like pimples, because once you start looking for them you find more than you ever dreamed you'd see. — Daniel Handler
Your pimples are the Lord's way of chastising you. Now eat your pie. — Stephen King
When you want genuine music -- music that will come right home to you like a bad quarter, suffuse your system like strychnine whisky, go… — Mark Twain
It seems like suffering's the only time we can see what's essential. If peace ever comes back I'm making a vow: I'll design myself special… — John Marsden
Was I insane? Maybe. But then, there were many different kinds of insanity. Aunt Rose had always taken for granted that the whole world was… — Anne Fortier
Rowdy, hopped-up college kids pass us in an endless, noisy blur like they're being mass produced or squeezed out of a tube - guys skulking… — Jonathan Tropper
I fast every Sunday. I donâ€™t eat anything. Just juices. [â€¦] It flushes out the system, cleans out the colon. I think thatâ€™s great. To… — Michael Jackson
I don't know if it's a good idea to give a woman a box of bullets when she's got a pimple. — Janet Evanovich

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