Piggy Quotes

40 quotes by 33 authors

Everybody is afraid they won't have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his… — Bob Hope
The defense budget is more than a piggy bank for people who want to get busy beating swords into pork barrels. — George H. W. Bush
If you're a song writer, it's a bit different because you are expressing your own words, feelings, perspective. As an actor, you are doing your… — Candice Accola
I see fat kids on the street all the time and I give them free radiohead t-shirts with bullseyes on them. Later when I see… — Thom Yorke
I had a dream that she put her foot through my belly button and I was playing this little piggy went to the market just… — Jessica Simpson
Once I saw my parents argue because we didn't have a lot of money anymore. So, I did what I had to do. I got… — Jack Handey
I got a piggy bank and the goal was to fill it upâ€¦ — John Paulson
I remember feeling all right with myself until age 13. Then, I was getting off the bus one day and this guy called me Miss… — Cheryl James
I was piggy. But I'm not that person anymore. — Dennis Kozlowski
Many people claim to be liberated...it's an endless list! According to "moi", as Ms. Piggy would say, there are currently, on this earth, 12 beings… — Frederick Lenz
Somebody like a Piggy or a Kermit, there needs to be several versions and so there will be several of them. — Jim Henson
You're cultural supremacists to the core. You'll perform your Questionable Activities to help out the poor little piggies, but there isn't a chance in the… — Orson Scott Card
You understand that the piggies are animals, and you no more condemn them for murdering Libo and Pipo than you condemn a cabra for shewing… — Orson Scott Card
Even a mentally challenged shark would figure out that sea turtles did not wear boxer shorts printed in flying piggies, and no sea turtle would… — Christopher Moore
Ralph wept for the end of innocence, the darkness of man's heart, and the fall through the air of the true, wise friend called Piggy. — William Golding
Maybe, he said hesitantly, maybe there is a beast. The assembly cried out savagely and Ralph stood up in amazement. You, Simon? You believe in… — William Golding
A miracle is a single mom who works two jobs to care for her kids and still helps them with their homework at night. A… — Cathie Linz
This little piggy went to Hades This little piggy stayed home This little piggy ate raw and steaming human flesh This little piggy violated virgins… — Neil Gaiman
There you'll find the place I love most in the world. The place where I grew thin from dreaming. My village, rising from the plain.… — Juan Rulfo
Okay, now I know your yanking my chain. Pigs will fly before Blake would ask for our help." Rhoan "Better start ducking those flying piggies… — Keri Arthur

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