Pig Stealing Quotes
- It was all because of his no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing great-great-grandfather! — Louis Sachar
- When anything bad happens to me or someone I know, I always know who to blame. My no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather. — Louis Sachar
- Well, let me tell you something, Caveman. You are here on account of one person. If it wasn't for that person, you wouldn't be here… — Louis Sachar