Pickles Quotes

74 quotes by 68 authors

The piano may do for love-sick girls who lace themselves to skeletons, and lunch on chalk, pickles and slate pencils, but give me the banjo. — Mark Twain
A man who is not touched by the earthy lyricism of hot pastrami, the pungent fantasy of corned beef, pickles, frankfurters, the great lusty impertinence… — Herb Gardner
If you cross a pickle with a female deer...You get a dill-doe! — Ashley Purdy
All this talkin' about eatin' is makin' me awful hungry. I'll have two chili burgers with an order of fries, onion rings and a chocolate… — George Lindsey
I know enough to know that when you're in a pickle... call Mom. — Jennifer Garner
You can't run the economy on BMWs alone. If the average person is in a pickle, how do you have a healthy economy? — Jeremy Grantham
What I love is a peanut butter and pickle sandwich. I'll just have peanut butter and bananas, then peanut butter and pickles. Peanut butter and… — Dianne Wiest
At the Christmas party, the secretary with the long red hair ate three pickles, and four salesmen panicked. — Milton Berle
As an adolescent, I went to charm school, where I learned to pour tea and relate to boys, which, as I recall, meant giving them… — Sue Monk Kidd
I don't know why I love cherries and I love pickles. I eat about two or three Claussen pickles a day. Those are just things… — Monica Denise Brown
A 'naughty pickle' is how I'd best describe myself. I think fun and laughter is the whole point of life. — Celia Imrie
Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass. — Frank Zappa
I am a shell-fish just come from being saturated with the waters of the Lucrine lake, near Baiae; but now I luxuriously thrust for noble… — Martial
I made a list of the happiest periods in my life, and I realized that none of them involved money. I realized that building stuff… — Tony Hsieh
Hunger is the best pickle. — Benjamin Franklin
I like a cheese and pickle. Nice cheese and pickle on a real old-fashioned bread. Ploughman's lunch. — Gary Oldman
I love dill pickles! They're on my rider for my concerts so I eat one every day. — Jordin Sparks
So in our pride we ordered for breakfast an omelet, toast and coffee and what has just arrived is a tomato salad with onions, a… — John Steinbeck
There have been times when a particularly heavy dose of such cynicism has caused me to reflect that surely this is the age and place… — Gordon B. Hinckley
I wondered what you'd have on the side with a plate of Deep Fried Anxiety. Pickles? Coleslaw? Potato-strychnine mash? — Robin McKinley

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