Pickle Quotes

46 quotes by 44 authors

A 'naughty pickle' is how I'd best describe myself. I think fun and laughter is the whole point of life. — Celia Imrie
Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass. — Frank Zappa
I am a shell-fish just come from being saturated with the waters of the Lucrine lake, near Baiae; but now I luxuriously thrust for noble… — Martial
Hunger is the best pickle. — Benjamin Franklin
I like a cheese and pickle. Nice cheese and pickle on a real old-fashioned bread. Ploughman's lunch. — Gary Oldman
There have been times when a particularly heavy dose of such cynicism has caused me to reflect that surely this is the age and place… — Gordon B. Hinckley
Perhaps most people in the world arenâ€™t trying to be free, Kafka. They just think they are. Itâ€™s all an illusion. If they really were… — Haruki Murakami
On Saturday, he ate through one piece of chocolate cake, one ice-cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one… — Eric Carle
A nice pickle they were all in now: all neatly tied up in sacks, with three angry trolls (and two with burns and bashes to… — J.R.R. Tolkien
I can read in red. I can read in blue. I can read in pickle color too. — Dr. Seuss
How Superheroes Make Money: - Spider-Man knits sweaters. - Superman screw the lids on pickle jars. - Iron Man, as you would suspect, just irons. — Jim Benton
Psychiatry in this place is like serving an in-flight meal in the middle of a plane crash. If I wanted to make you well, as… — Chris Cleave
Hello, princess,â€ said Lord Maccon to the vampire. â€œGot yourself into quite a pickle this time, didn't you?â€ Lord Akeldama looked him up and down.… — Gail Carriger
It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source. — Ellen DeGeneres
Oh yeah? What did you have last night?" "Turkey sandwich on wheat. With a pickle." "And the night before?" "Turkey sandwich on wheat. No pickle."… — Nicholas Sparks
Uncle Jeb," we croaked in surprise. "You found us." "Well, now," he said, and his gruff voice brought back a hundred memories. "Well, now, here's… — Stephenie Meyer
So,â€ Marasi said, â€œyou traded a dead manâ€™s scarf for another dead manâ€™s gun. Butâ€¦the gun itself belonged to someone dead, so by the same… — Brandon Sanderson
For if Jack Buggit could escape from the pickle jar, if a bird with a broken neck could fly away, what else might be possible?… — Annie Proulx
ITS A FUCKING PICKLE!!!:D — Patience
Congratulations! Youre not perfect! Its ridiculous to want to be perfect anyway. But then, everybodys ridiculous sometimes, except perfect people. You know what perfect is?… — Brittany

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