Phonograph Record Quotes
- They just elected me Mis Phonograph Record of 1966. They discovered my measurements were 33 1/2, 45, 78! — Phyllis Diller
- A personal offense is like a scratch on a phonograph record. I couldn't move my thoughts beyond my pain. It kept repeating, as if I… — Laurel Lea
- Temples and churches have become social centers. They have lost their original purpose because the minds of the people are more attracted to worldly things… — Swami Satchidananda
- Marriage is like a phonograph record. You get what you like on one side and take what you get on the other. — Ronnie Johnson