Phonograph Quotes
- The phonograph and kinetoscope may some day seize and perpetuate all save the magnetic touch, but that weird, illusive, indefinable yet wonderfully real power by… — David Josiah Brewer
- My mother says I was vaccinated with a phonograph needle. I love to talk. I just love to talk. — Jerry Hunt
- Marriage is like a phonograph record. You get what you like on one side and take what you get on the other. — Ronnie Johnson
- You know you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle! — Bert Kalmar
- Wonderful invention, the phonograph. Keeps a man alive long after he's dead. — P J Wolfson
- If you drop a phonograph needle on Brasky's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys Pet Sounds. — Bill Brasky