Perfect Pet Quotes
- My idea of a perfect pet is a really, really big dog! Huge! — Emily VanCamp
- I gave my mother a matching set [of mugs] for Christmas, and she accepted them as graciously as possible, announcing that they would make the… — David Sedaris
- Dead bodies are calm and silent—perfectly still, perfectly harmless. A corpse will never move, it will never laugh, and it will never judge. A corpse… — Dan Wells