Pepsi Quotes

43 quotes by 41 authors

If soccer was an American soft drink, it would be Diet Pepsi — Lewis Grizzard
I'm calling for all responsible Americans to fight back and punish Pepsi for using a man who degrades women, who encourages substance abuse, and does… — Bill O'Reilly
Democracy doesn't mean much if people have to confront concentrated systems of economic power as isolated individuals. Democracy means something if people can organize to… — Noam Chomsky
Can I get a fork?; There were no utensils in medieval times, hence there ARE no utensils AT Medieval Times- would you like a refill… — Matthew Broderick
Those who know the marvels of chess and wonder why this game of all games does not enjoy greater popularity may also ask why Pepsi-Cola… — Gregor Piatigorsky
A hotel mini bar allows you to see what a can of Pepsi will cost in twenty years. — Rich Hall
They do what they do for money - that's all. I don't even know why you're listening to me. I've done commercials for both Coke… — Dave Chappelle
There are two kinds of artists left: those who endorse Pepsi and those who simply won't. — Annie Lennox
Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the dead. — Lynne Tillman
Continue your quest by taking the test.Â Yes, but what test? What test was I supposed to take? The Kobayashi Maru? The Pepsi Challenge? Could… — Ernest Cline
Newt Gingrich plans to announce his campaign for president this Wednesday. I donâ€™t know about his chances. I mean, Iâ€™m not saying Gingrich peaked in… — Jimmy Fallon
America Online customers are upset because the company has decided to allow advertising in its chat rooms. I can see why: you got computer sex,… — Jay Leno
I think that in the future, clocks won't say three o'clock anymore. They'll just get right to the point and rename three o'clock 'Pepsi. — Douglas Coupland
Ain't singing for Pepsi, ain't singing for Coke, I don't sing for nobody, makes me look like a joke. — Neil Young
I like that Sarah Palin. She looks like the flight attendant who won't give you a second can of Pepsi ... She looks like the… — David Letterman
When you think about flying, it's nuts really. Here you are at about 40,000 feet, screaming along at 700 miles an hour and you're sitting… — David Letterman
Arguments over grammar and style are often as fierce as those over IBM versus Mac, and as fruitless as Coke versus Pepsi and boxers versus… — Jack Lynch
I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok. — Shaquille O'Neal
People talk about this Julia Roberts almost like it's a cup of Pepsi. People think Julia Roberts is something they created. The fact is, 26… — Julia Roberts
I kiss her and she finds the light switch and turns it off, and we're just lit in Pepsi-can colors and it's like we've finally… — David Levithan

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