People Were Allowed Quotes
- I mean, I understand that because they're disadvantaged that they deserve their own parking spots, but do they have to make them so wide? I… — Zach Braff
- We'll put an asterisk next to Barry Bonds' name, sure, as soon as we put one next to Babe Ruth's name. Getting to break records… — Daniel Tosh
- If real Satanism were allowed the kind of television time that Christianity has now, the kind of drawing out and patience that interviewers give sports… — Anton Szandor LaVey