Penguin Quotes

42 quotes by 38 authors

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. — Dave Attell
A penguin cannot become a giraffe, so just be the best penguin you can be. — Gary Vaynerchuk
Newt Gingrich was campaigning at a zoo this week and he was bitten by a penguin. Newt Gingrich is always campaigning at zoos. Mitt Romney… — Bill Maher
The penguin doesn't know it's cute, and the leopard seal doesn't know it's kind of big and monstrous. This is just the food chain unfolding. — Paul Nicklen
The Penguin books are splendid value for sixpence, so splendid that if other publishers had any sense they would combine against them and suppress them. — George Orwell
Rap game Julio Franco, Chuck Norris, Texas Ranger/ Ice on my fingers look like I slap-boxed a penguin. — Riff Raff
Take it all in all, I do not believe anybody on earth has a worse time than an Emperor penguin. — Apsley Cherry-Garrard
Iâ€™ll always defend the people I love even though Iâ€™m as terrifying as a baby penguin. — Niall Horan
Penguins mate for life. Which doesn't really surprise me, because they all look exactly alike. It's not like they're gonna meet a better-looking penguin someday. — Ellen DeGeneres
You should not take prayer too seriously. There is something playful about God. You only have to look at a penguin ... to realize that… — Thomas Keating
One can't be angry when one looks at a penguin. — John Ruskin
Some people have told me they don't think a fat penguin really embodies the grace of Linux, which just tells me they have never seen… — Linus Torvalds
I am going to get political on you. Because I am the most shallow person in the world, my mission is to see men's formal… — Steven Cojocaru
Ford... you're turning into a penguin. Stop it. — Douglas Adams
My name is Jimmy, but my friends just call me the hideous penguin boy. — Tim Burton
I want to be your personal penguin. Please? — Sandra Boynton
All I really wanted to do was cuddle back under the blankets, maybe with a certain stuffed toy penguin I knew. Yeah, hiding sounded good. — Laurell K. Hamilton
A philosophy professor at my college, whose baby became enamored of the portrait of David Hume on a Penguin paperback, had the cover laminated in… — Anne Fadiman
Inside the snow globe on my father's desk, there was a penguin wearing a red-and-white-striped scarf. When I was little my father would pull me… — Alice Sebold
It was only when they'd rounded the corner toward the Penguin that we finally sat up, Laughing semi-hysterically. "Oh my God, did you see her… — Meg Cabot

Who Wrote These Penguin Quotes

38 authors contributed a total of 42 Penguin Quotes, led by these top contributors: