Pees Quotes
12 quotes by 10 authors
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My view is quite simple. When your dog pees on the carpet, you do not give away your dog. You say, This dog is special.…
— Jacqueline Bisset
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He's a real gentleman. I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it.
— Shirley MacLaine
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Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest
— Adam Sandler
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The first time I lay actual eyes on the real David Lynch on the set of his movie, he's peeing on a tree...Mr. David Lynch,…
— David Foster Wallace
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To reflect upon the event horizon is a great deal more awe-inspiring than a burning bush or a wooden statue that weeps or pees or…
— Christopher Hitchens
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Traveling, I am finding, teaches you a lot of things about yourself. For instance, I never thought myself to be the kind of person who…
— John Green
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I now have a new reason for living. It is my life's goal to make my girlfriend laugh so hard that she pees out of…
— Rock Cowles
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Girls pee pee when they see me. Navajos creep me in they tee-pees
— Biggie
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When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer.
— Xeni Jardin
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A WISE MAN washes his hand after he PEES. But, A WISER MAN Doesn't PEE On his hand ...
— Pacifiersucker
Who Wrote These Pees Quotes
10 authors contributed a total of 12 Pees Quotes as follows: