Pees Quotes

12 quotes by 10 authors

My view is quite simple. When your dog pees on the carpet, you do not give away your dog. You say, This dog is special.… — Jacqueline Bisset
He's a real gentleman. I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it. — Shirley MacLaine
Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest — Adam Sandler
The first time I lay actual eyes on the real David Lynch on the set of his movie, he's peeing on a tree...Mr. David Lynch,… — David Foster Wallace
To reflect upon the event horizon is a great deal more awe-inspiring than a burning bush or a wooden statue that weeps or pees or… — Christopher Hitchens
Traveling, I am finding, teaches you a lot of things about yourself. For instance, I never thought myself to be the kind of person who… — John Green
I now have a new reason for living. It is my life's goal to make my girlfriend laugh so hard that she pees out of… — Rock Cowles
Girls pee pee when they see me. Navajos creep me in they tee-pees — Biggie
When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer. — Xeni Jardin
A WISE MAN washes his hand after he PEES. But, A WISER MAN Doesn't PEE On his hand ... — Pacifiersucker

Who Wrote These Pees Quotes

10 authors contributed a total of 12 Pees Quotes as follows: