Patches Quotes

317 quotes by 196 authors

I have a pirate fetish - I just always thought eye patches were sexy. — Michelle Branch
Well, I mean she's of a certain biological age but she didn't have to go around with fat patches and stuff. — Stockard Channing
Hold on, be strong, keep pushing through the rough patches in life, because eventually pain ends. — Anurag Prakash Ray
Our soul is a blanket made up of patches, events of the journey, held together by the thread of life. Some patches may be tattered… — Ash Sweeney
At 56; he re-evaluates, Possibly regretting some decisions that he's made. Black is turning grey patches of his age. — Asher Roth
If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball! -Patches O'Houlihan — Dodgeball
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball! -Patches O Houlihan — Dodgeball
Son, you're about as useful as a poopie-flavoured lollipop! -Patches O Houlihan — Dodgeball
Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No! But I do it anyway, 'cause it's sterile and I like the taste.… — Dodgeball
It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there! -Patches O Houlihan — Dodgeball
Oh my sweet dick, it's magic. -Patches O Houlihan — Dodgeball
Take care of your balls and they'll take care of you. -Patches O Houlihan — Dodgeball
If you want dodgeball victory you gotta grab it by its haunches and h..h..hump it into submission, that's the only way. -Patches O Houlihan — Dodgeball
Oxycotton - Xanax Bars - Percocet and Loritab Valiums - Morphine - Patches - Exctacy - and it's all up for grab. What'cha want, what'cha… — Lil Wyte
Soldier, there is a war between the mind And sky, between thought and day and night. It is For that the poet is always in… — Wallace Stevens
Things don't always turn out as we plan, as we go through turmoils, God will send 'Angels' to help us through the rough patches. I… — Nishan Panwar
Many will adore you, several will want you to kiss you, numerous will want to bed you...But only one will want to hold you, know… — Ritu Ghatourey

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