Patch Quotes

260 quotes by 158 authors

Harry Patch didn't get enough recognition. Jerry Garcia got too much. — Trevor Dunn
As long as you pout about your braces, Momma's rocking the eye patch all the time...everywhere! — Haley James Scott
I guess I didn't swag enough. Stupid fruity pebble chain, Louis bag enough. Popping tags, model bitches, couldn't brag enough. Bubble kushy, stupid loud patch… — Big KRIT
Saw you in the front row moving to the beat, killed me when I saw that wet patch on your seat. — ACDC
Where are all the sour patch parents? — Bo Burnham
Do, do you got a first aid kit handy? Do, do you know how to patch up a wound? Tell me. Are, are, are you,… — Danity Kane
Cross patch how can anyone be so cross. Won't you tumble off your high horse. You know you love to be loved. — Fats Waller
Cross patch, if you feel the wind change, they say It will make your face stay that way and then you'll never be loved. — Fats Waller
Shame, shame... everybody knows your name. Cross patch don't you know it takes two to fight. Won't you kiss and make up tonight. — Fats Waller
Shane, look over there! He cut a patch in the li'l boy head; got him lookin' like "101 Dalmatians." You ever heard a' that movie?… — Cedric The Entertainer
Say you want that dope shit, welcome to Satan's cabbage patch, bitch. — Earl Sweatshirt
My chick is the baddest, my spliff is the fattest, I'm livin' so lavish. Gotta patch a lil kid tryna get at this cabbage. — Wiz Khalifa
T-Raw the ruler, slicker than a gold patch gold chain cubic. — Tyga
Drunk man get pulled over, the officer ask the man if hes been drinking he says no and slaps a beer label on his forhead… — Unkknown
I hate it when females say they look like Barbies when in reality they look like cabbage patch kids. — Ambri Bright
The Less You Say During a Quarrel, The Greater Chance There Is For You To Patch Up Later. Remember, The Least Said, The Soonest Mended. — Pacifiersucker
You never came back to patch up my broken heart. You left me stranded in the dark and never returned to rescue me. My heart… — Haily Larry
Life is like sour patch kids. Some moments are sour like a heartbreak. Some moments are sweet like a new love. Some moments are neither… — Kaylynn Thompson
Boys are like Sour Patch Kids...Sour. Sweet. Gone. — Zatese Banks
Lady Patchwork: Weapon: A silver scythe- Once her victim has caught at least a glimpse of her, she begins to follow the victim. The victim… — Kaylee

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