Parked Quotes

66 quotes by 63 authors

Like, What is the least often heard sentence in the English language? That would be: Say, isn't that the banjo player's Porsche parked outside? — Jackson Browne
It embarrasses me to think of all those years I was buying silk suits and alligator shoes that were hurting my feet; cars that I… — George Foreman
When you're surfing you're not thinking about where you parked the car or what you're going to do when you grow up or what you're… — Tim Winton
Any eyes on me - a late-night street sweeper, some dude texting in his parked car, the homeless guy talking to himself - make me… — Rodney Mullen
I'm from Jerz, the home of: "I could've swore I parked my car right here!" — Chino XL
What you people who weren't yet born can never know is what it meant to sleep in cities under silent falls of snow when all… — Timothy Findley
In my opinion, if there is one extremely legitimate use for petroleum besides running wood chippers and front-end loaders to handle compost, it's making plastic… — Joel Salatin
He (Bob Gibson) pitches as though he's double-parked. — Vin Scully
It is difficult to steer a parked car, so get moving. — Henrietta Mears
It's hard to steer a parked car. — Jim Elliot
Sometimes I wish Marta were more loyal to me. Like the other day. The car parked next to ours had a real dirty windshield; so… — Jack Handey
Just as a car parked on a hill will naturally roll backward when shifted into neutral, we will naturally go the wrong way if we… — Greg Laurie
Andrea Jaeger plays tennis like she's double-parked. — Mary Carillo
So-called real life has only once interfered with me, and it had been a far cry from what the words, lines, books had prepared me… — Cees Nooteboom
I'd love to say something heroic. I'd love to say we made history. But basically it was a bunch of guys parked around the Bay… — Greg Noll
Itâ€™s very dear to me, the issue of gay marriage. Or as I like to call it: â€˜marriage.â€™ You know, because I had lunch this… — Liz Feldman
Dogs don't bark at parked cars. — Lynne Cheney
Self-pity is a dead-end road. You make the choice to drive down it. It's up to you to decide to stay parked there or to… — Cheryl Strayed
As long as you are stationary, no one will complain. Dogs don't bark at parked cars. — Max Lucado
Colin Morgan gives a stunning performance in Parked; he plays Merlin in the BBC TV show and he says the two characters are like night… — Colm Meaney

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