Oxymoron Quotes

52 quotes by 45 authors

Responsible Drinking? Now that's an Oxymoron. — Aaron Howard
Good humour and good friends also give a high in life :):)--this is not an oxymoron :):) — Rajendra Kumar
Fixed income is my new least favorite oxymoron... — Rock Cowles
Government Education is an oxymoron. It is indoctrination. Lay still, little sheep, or The Wolf will get you. — Rock Cowles
In all areas of my life, my greatest happiness is a product of an oxymoron. I love, love, love serious play, rigorous fooling around, tight… — Kumar Anupam
White girl, you can ask her what the dick be like And monster madness doing drive-bys on a fuckin fixie bike Fuck it moron, snortin… — Tyler The Creator
I will never say never, but I will say never to doing the more typical romantic comedies. You know, unless I'm getting audited and I'm… — Christian Bale
I always thought an Oxymoron was an idiot addicted to synthetic heroin until I Googled it...lol — Brian Zilinek
Over and over again, I've been called a walking oxymoron. I do things that you wouldn't associate with a good little Christian girl. People say… — Evangeline Lilly
Oxymoron: She's Smart. — Nikhil Saluja
Oxymoron: Funny Female — Nikhil Saluja
Oxymoron: Silent Woman. — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Oxymoron Quotes

45 authors contributed a total of 52 Oxymoron Quotes, led by these top contributors: