Own Funeral Quotes

19 quotes by 19 authors

• I think weddings are sadder than funerals, because they remind you of your own wedding. You can't be reminded of your own funeral because it… — Brendan Behan
• If you wish to live, you must first attend your own funeral. — Katherine Mansfield
• We must be mad, literally mad, as a nation to be permitting the annual inflow of some 50,000 dependents, who are for the most part… — Enoch Powell
• Those who live in the country get idiotic in time, without noticing it, for a while they think it's original and good for their health,… — Thomas Bernhard
• My own funeral, I'd like to be laid out in a coffin in my own house. I would like my coffin to be put in… — Anne Rice
• I've a great fancy to see my own funeral afore I die. — Maria Edgeworth
• No American is prepared to attend his own funeral without the services of highly skilled cosmeticians. Part of the American dream, after all, is to… — Edgar Friedenberg
• Every now and then I think about my own death, and I think about my own funeral. ... Every now and then I ask myself,… — Martin Luther King, Jr.
• The Nobel is a ticket to one's own funeral. No one has ever done anything after he got it. — Thomas Stearns Eliot
• When I die, I'll probably climb out of the coffin and play the organ at my own funeral! — Rick Wakeman
• And whoever walks a furlong without sympathy walks to his own funeral drest in his shroud. — Walt Whitman
• I count too heavily on birthdays, though I know I shouldn't. Inevitably I begin to assess my life by them, figure out how I'm doing… — Lorrie Moore
• You broke me bodily. The heart ain't the half of it, And I'll never learn to laugh at it In my good natured way. In… — Ani DiFranco
• Many writers, especially male ones, have told us that it is the decease of the father which opens the prospect of one's own end, and… — Christopher Hitchens
• never write a line you'd be ashamed to read at your own funeral. — Lucy Maud Montgomery
• When I was a kid, I would fantasize about my own funeral. — Noah Baumbach
• We make mistakes, we have our faults, and God knows some of us have more than our share, but when danger threatens and duty calls,… — James Larkin
• The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, then he's alive, then dead, then alive. It's just confusing. Today… — David Letterman
• The best part of my day is going to my own funeral. Watching an old part of me going six-foot under that didn't benefit the… — Geraldine Vermaak

Who Wrote These Own Funeral Quotes

19 authors contributed a total of 19 Own Funeral Quotes as follows:

• 1 Own Funeral Quote by Rick Wakeman
• 1 Own Funeral Quote by Walt Whitman
• 1 Own Funeral Quote by Lorrie Moore
• 1 Own Funeral Quote by Ani DiFranco
• 1 Own Funeral Quote by Christopher Hitchens
• 1 Own Funeral Quote by Lucy Maud Montgomery
• 1 Own Funeral Quote by Noah Baumbach
• 1 Own Funeral Quote by James Larkin
• 1 Own Funeral Quote by David Letterman
• 1 Own Funeral Quote by Geraldine Vermaak
• 1 Own Funeral Quote by Brendan Behan
• 1 Own Funeral Quote by Katherine Mansfield
• 1 Own Funeral Quote by Enoch Powell
• 1 Own Funeral Quote by Thomas Bernhard
• 1 Own Funeral Quote by Anne Rice
• 1 Own Funeral Quote by Maria Edgeworth
• 1 Own Funeral Quote by Edgar Friedenberg
• 1 Own Funeral Quote by Martin Luther King, Jr.
• 1 Own Funeral Quote by Thomas Stearns Eliot