Ouch Quotes

32 quotes by 30 authors

Ouch! And Marino goes down quicker than his Boonesfarm-infused sister in the back of my '68 Cutlass on our first date after watching 'Love Story'… — Dennis Miller
A man walks into a bar, and he said OUCH, cause it was an iron bar. — Tommy Cooper
For the dharma to become firsthand knowledge-to feel the â€˜ouchâ€™ of it-you have to live intimately with it, hold it up to scrutiny, and let… — Larry Rosenberg
I knew I would be in the story somewhere," Eugenides interjected. "Oh no," said Phresine, "This was a humble servant." "Ouch." "Though very courageous." "Not… — Megan Whalen Turner
Business associates? Ouch. Thatâ€™s worse than friends — Julie James
Aja gave Loor an up and down once-over. She then said, "Is Loor a man's name or a woman's name?" Ouch. Loor answered, "It is… — D. J. MacHale
Wow I can't belive I won, This is awesome, Don't trip and fall, I'm gonna get to thank the fans, This is so cool, Oh… — Taylor Swift
You really turning mercenary on your favorite older brother? (Dev) No. I would never do that to Alain. (Aimee) Ouch! Bearswan got â€˜tude. (Dev) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Ouch,â€ Jace said in her ear, his tone indignant. â€œYou elbowed me.â€ â€œWell, you landed on me. — Cassandra Clare
My heart is very much alive and in your hands. Do your best not to destroy it. You are very lucky it isn't it my… — Christine Feehan
The handkerchief dabbed at my forehead. 'Ouch! You'll have a fine-looking bruise tomorrow.' 'Then you'll be able to distinguish me from Rose.' The handkerchief paused.… — Franny Billingsley
claire:dont do anything dumb or ill kill you myself shane:ouch girl whatever happend to unconditional love around here — Rachel Caine
I called Clay from the SUV. "How'd it go at the paper?" he asked. "She called me perky." "Ouch. — Kelley Armstrong
Come on, baby.â€ Paris combed his fingers through her hair. â€œLook past my terrible personality and hideous looks and throw me a bone. Teach me… — Gena Showalter
Evie? Evie! Ouch!" Jack yanked his hand out of mine,shaking it and glaring at me. "I need these fingers later. — Kiersten White
Yep, ouch. He and apologies didnâ€™t get along. — Larissa Ione
She reached out and touched the kingâ€™s face, cupping his cheek in her hand. â€œJust a nightmare,â€ he said, his voice still rough. The queenâ€™s… — Megan Whalen Turner
Life is always going to be a series of ouch-making moments, and the question was, was I going to go all fetal position, or was… — Maureen Johnson
The word "yoga" literally means "uniting", because when you're doing it you are uniting your mind and your body. You can tell this almost immediately… — Ellen DeGeneres
Shane said, "Don't worry. I'll protect you." Claire hit him in the shoulder. "I don't need you to protect me." "Then why am I going… — Rachel Caine

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