Orifice Quotes

12 quotes by 12 authors

The buttocks are the most aesthetically pleasing part of the body because they are non-functional. Although they conceal an essential orifice, these pointless globes are… — Kenneth Tynan
The rebel is doomed to a violent death. The rest of us can look forward to sedated expiration in a coma inside an oxygen tent,… — Edward Abbey
How did an allegedly free people spawn a vast, rampant cuttlefish of dominion with its tentacles in every orifice of the body politic? — P.J. O'Rourke
To be honest, I wouldn't mind one last jaunt through the old orifice. — Jack O'Neill
Indeed the early history of rocket design could be read as the simple desire to get the rocket to function long enough to give an… — Norman Mailer
If I could smoke from more than one orifice, I most certainly would. — Graham Parker
My voice is the only material thing in which I can still reveal myself. Go ahead and cut off the hand or the testicles of… — Abdellatif Laabi
That old berk," muttered Aberforth, taking another swig of mead. "Thought the sun shone out of my brother's every orifice, he did. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Mexico admits you through an arched stone orifice into the tree-filled courtyard of its heart, where a dog pisses against a wall and a waiter… — Barbara Kingsolver
Donâ€™t start on that. When I offered you her gifts, you told me to shove them straight up my back orifice. (Eros) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
But he is pretty. God, I hope he's not an asshole. Do you think there's any chance he's both non-orifice and single? I mean, seriously.… — Laini Taylor
Ambulances were cool. â€œYou just want to fondle my extraneous body parts,â€ I said to the EMT as I picked up a silver gadget that… — Darynda Jones

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