Orgasms Quotes

43 quotes by 39 authors

Women fake orgasms and men fake finances. — Suze Orman
Someday every woman will have orgasms- like every family has color TV- and we can all get on with the business of life. — Erica Jong
Looking at it, I started crying. Maybe it was knowing that I had to give up the fantasy, the enormous life consuming fantasy , that… — Eve Ensler
I figured I could read more than five pages tonight since I'd been deprived for the last couple of days. When I finished the fifteenth,… — Richelle Mead
Earrings are like orgasms. You can never have too many." " I never thought about it quite that way." Well, you're a man. " She… — Nora Roberts
She imagined herself both queen and slave, dominatrix and victim. In her imagination she was making love with men of all skin colors--white, black, yellow--with… — Paulo Coelho
Arthritic toothless people who love orgasms are more likely to reproduce than are limber, toothy people who do not. — Daniel Gilbert
I stroked Eric's hair, tucking some behind his ear. His eyes on mine were intent, and I knew he was waiting for me to speak.… — Charlaine Harris
Back then I confused passions and orgasms with love. It look me years to realize the two weren't synonymous. — Terry McMillan
Her perfume or soap or whatever it was reminded him of sandalwood and something else. Oh, right...orgasms. — J R Ward
Books were a lot less messy than orgasms. — Richelle Mead
A life without orgasms is like a world without flowers. — Paris Hilton
I wish," I said. "I could save orgasms in a jar for when I need them, because I think I have a few extra. — Charlaine Harris
Of course you are. Then you're going to give me multiple orgasms and pay off my mortgage too. I saw this movie, pal. It was… — Jeaniene Frost
Clear communication. Respect. A lot of laughter. And a lot of orgasms. That's what makes a marriage work. — Dr. Dre
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships. — Sharon Stone
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. — Sharon Stone
Opinions are like orgasms, mine is the most important and I don't give a fuck if you have one — Simpleman
Why send roses? Wouldnt it be more romantic to deliver a dozen orgasms? For only $19.95, Ill deliver them to your woman any day of… — Junior DÃ¨ RÃ¨Ã¡l Testament
See y'all love the way my rhymes give your minds orgasms But I'm tryna make a couple mo to make mo at it, increasing my… — Dom Kennedy

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