Orgasm Quotes

65 quotes by 56 authors

No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor. — Betty Friedan
You know how both life and porno movies end. The only difference is life starts with the orgasm. — Chuck Palahniuk
Women can fake an orgasm, but men can fake an entire relationship. — Sharon Stone
The pleasure of living and the pleasure of the orgasm are identical. Extreme orgasm anxiety forms the basis of the general fear of life. — Wilhelm Reich
I staggered into a Manchester bar late one night on a tour and the waitress said "You look as if you need a Screaming Orgasm".… — Terry Pratchett
We shall abolish the orgasm. Our neurologists are at work upon it now. — George Orwell
If he was silent I could be silent too. Indeed, I could very well do with a little rest in this subdued, frightened-to-death rocking chair,… — Vladimir Nabokov
Do you know what 'masturbation' is? I think you probably do because you are older than me. But just in case, I will tell you.… — Stephen Chbosky
He hadnâ€™t been her first lover or the first boy to give her an orgasm. He hadnâ€™t even been the first sheâ€™d loved. Heâ€™d been… — Megan Hart
He finished the bandage and was examining it critically. "You know those things are unreliable." His voice held just a touch of reproach. â€œEleven out… — Ilona Andrews
As I railed on and on, I became increasingly energied and excited by my own misery and misanthropy until I reached a kind of orgasm… — Eric Weiner
When he comes, he makes a noise deep in his throat that is so raw and animal and sexual that I think if he merely… — Karen Marie Moning
It is, in the imagination of combat's fans, the divinely listless loveplay that follows the orgasm of victory. It is called 'mopping up. — Kurt Vonnegut
Writing is like making love. Don't worry about the orgasm, just concentrate on the process. — Isabel Allende
I heard Tammy say you could be charming. I haven't seen any proof yet." Oh, his cat like that. "I thought I was very charming… — Nalini Singh
Her cry was the saddest sound of orgasm that I had ever heard. — Haruki Murakami
For women like me, integrity isn't chastity, it isn't fidelity, it isn't any of the old words. Integrity is the orgasm. That is something I… — Doris Lessing
The orgasm has replaced the Cross as the focus of longing and the image of fulfillment. — Malcolm Muggeridge
In my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm. — Woody Allen
Many women donâ€™t know what orgasm is. Many men donâ€™t know was total orgasm is. Many only achieve a local orgasm, a genital orgasm; it… — Rajneesh

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