Orgasm Quotes
65 quotes by 56 authors
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No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.
— Betty Friedan
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You know how both life and porno movies end. The only difference is life starts with the orgasm.
— Chuck Palahniuk
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Women can fake an orgasm, but men can fake an entire relationship.
— Sharon Stone
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The pleasure of living and the pleasure of the orgasm are identical. Extreme orgasm anxiety forms the basis of the general fear of life.
— Wilhelm Reich
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I staggered into a Manchester bar late one night on a tour and the waitress said "You look as if you need a Screaming Orgasm".…
— Terry Pratchett
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We shall abolish the orgasm. Our neurologists are at work upon it now.
— George Orwell
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If he was silent I could be silent too. Indeed, I could very well do with a little rest in this subdued, frightened-to-death rocking chair,…
— Vladimir Nabokov
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Do you know what 'masturbation' is? I think you probably do because you are older than me. But just in case, I will tell you.…
— Stephen Chbosky
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He hadn’t been her first lover or the first boy to give her an orgasm. He hadn’t even been the first she’d loved. He’d been…
— Megan Hart
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He finished the bandage and was examining it critically. "You know those things are unreliable." His voice held just a touch of reproach. “Eleven out…
— Ilona Andrews
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As I railed on and on, I became increasingly energied and excited by my own misery and misanthropy until I reached a kind of orgasm…
— Eric Weiner
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When he comes, he makes a noise deep in his throat that is so raw and animal and sexual that I think if he merely…
— Karen Marie Moning
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It is, in the imagination of combat's fans, the divinely listless loveplay that follows the orgasm of victory. It is called 'mopping up.
— Kurt Vonnegut
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Writing is like making love. Don't worry about the orgasm, just concentrate on the process.
— Isabel Allende
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I heard Tammy say you could be charming. I haven't seen any proof yet." Oh, his cat like that. "I thought I was very charming…
— Nalini Singh
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Her cry was the saddest sound of orgasm that I had ever heard.
— Haruki Murakami
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For women like me, integrity isn't chastity, it isn't fidelity, it isn't any of the old words. Integrity is the orgasm. That is something I…
— Doris Lessing
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The orgasm has replaced the Cross as the focus of longing and the image of fulfillment.
— Malcolm Muggeridge
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In my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm.
— Woody Allen
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Many women don’t know what orgasm is. Many men don’t know was total orgasm is. Many only achieve a local orgasm, a genital orgasm; it…
— Rajneesh
Who Wrote These Orgasm Quotes
56 authors contributed a total of 65 Orgasm Quotes, led by these top contributors: