One Vanity Quotes
- If I have one vanity wish, it would be to direct. It's the only thing I haven't done yet that I would like to. — Theodore Bikel
- He had only one vanity; he thought he could give advice better than any other person. — Mark Twain
- Okay, sense of humor: plus one. Being able to laugh at yourself: plus one. Being able to laugh at other people without being mean: plus… — Katie Aselton