One Ticket Quotes
- Agents are still asking for millions of dollars for actors that don't sell one ticket. — Uwe Boll
- I remember once I went to go see a movie, and in front of me in line there was a little boy who looked so… — Zach Braff
- A man gets on a train with his little boy, and gives the conductor only one ticket. 'How old's your kid?' the conductor says, and… — Robert Benchley