One Liners Quotes

23 quotes by 21 authors

Mike Myers as Austin Powers makes me laugh - that was genius - and Daffy Duck makes me laugh, but I like odd behavior. I… — Nicolas Cage
Evangelical agencies with ready funding may have too little depth and vision to cope with the current conflict. God's kingdom is built not on perpetual… — Carl F. H. Henry
Lord, thy one-liners are as good as thy tricks. Thou art indeed an all-round family entertainer. — Rowan Atkinson
I did a play called 'On Golden Pond' in a dinner theater in Maine and then went to New York for a talent competition having… — Patrick Dempsey
I can't just say the words, do a lot of one-liners. I love each person I play; I have to be that person. I have… — Richard Pryor
It never felt real to me. I never felt I had complete ownership over Bond. Because you'd have these stupid one-liners - which I loathed… — Pierce Brosnan
Jesus was a brilliant Jewish stand-up comedian, a phenomenal improviser. His parables are great one-liners. — Camille Paglia
President Reagan's one-liners were terrific. — Geraldine Ferraro
I think you often say more by saying less. And interestingly enough, I mean, Jesus really set the standard. I mean, he could say more… — Mark Batterson
No, and in fact I get a bit frustrated, because I'm actually quite good at one-liners, and I've had hundreds of them over the years,… — Vince Cable
Writing books isn't a drastic departure from writing for the stage. I've always written in the long format, five, eight, 10-minute pieces rather than one-liners,… — George Carlin
I became a specialist at comedic one-liners. — Lauren Hutton
Comedy ages quicker than tragedy, to the extent that we can't know if the 10 commandments may originally have been 10 hilarious one-liners. — Arthur Smith
If you do weave one-liners into a story, you have to have an overall story as well, otherwise it doesn't really count as narrative. — Tim Vine
I always love it whenever Rose delivers one of her witty one-linersâ€”particularly when itâ€™s a completely serious situation. The contrast always amuses me, but then,… — Richelle Mead
Hold your horses. I'm coming."... "From where I'm standing you're just breathing laboriously." The snow swam out of focus. "Breathing hard. Are you coming or… — Ilona Andrews
Endeavors that help me satisfy you, my goddess of desire, pleasure, and corny one-liners. — Sylvia Day
I want to do it all. I want to climb mountains, go through jungles, fight wars in space, get the girl, shoot the bad-guy full… — Benedict Cumberbatch
Joe Sobran has the best one-liners of anyone and sadly, most have never heard of him. The liberal press made sure of it. — Joseph Sobran
Kill niggas with one-liners, all I need is one lighter. Counting so much money, I got arthritis. — 2 Chainz

Who Wrote These One Liners Quotes

21 authors contributed a total of 23 One Liners Quotes as follows: