One Guy Quotes

150 quotes by 135 authors

So I'm not crazy after all! I thought it looked good myself once I cut it all off. Not one guy likes it, though. They… — Haruki Murakami
We do need to be born again, since Jesus said that to a guy named Nicodemus. But if you tell me I have to be… — Shane Claiborne
You donâ€™t get it, do you?" I said. â€œItâ€™s not a question of â€˜what thenâ€™. Some people get a kick out of reading railroad timetables… — Haruki Murakami
You got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone. — John Madden
Nobody's perfect. Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him.... — Christopher Moore
I can't understand how people can settle for having just one life. I remember we were in English class and we were talking about that… — Dan Chaon
There are billions of men in the world, probably millions near my age. Maybe hundreds who are compatible with me. Maybe at least a dozen… — Regina Doman
While I was walking I passed these two guys that were unloading this big Christmas tree off a truck. One guy, kept saying to the… — J D Salinger
There's something beautifully friendly and elevating about a bunch of guys playing music together. This wonderful little world that is unassailable. It's really teamwork, one… — Keith Richards
So whatâ€™s wrong if there happens to be one guy in the world who enjoys trying to understand you? — Haruki Murakami
All a girl really wants is for one guy to prove to her that they are not all the same. — Marilyn Monroe
There was only one guy in the whole Bible Jesus ever personally promised a place with him in Paradise. Not Peter, not Paul, not any… — Neil Gaiman
Well, I never seen one guy take so much trouble for another guy. I just like to know what your interest is. — John Steinbeck
So let me get this straight,â€ Carter said. â€œThe two guys you likedâ€”one who was dying and one who was off-limits because heâ€™s a godâ€”are… — Rick Riordan
Why donâ€™t I know You?â€ â€œDoes anyone ever really know someone else?â€ â€œYou think your cute,â€ she told him. â€œYou think your gorgeous. But Iâ€™m… — Ally Carter
Love hard when there is love to be had. Because perfect guys donâ€™t exist, but thereâ€™s always one guy that is perfect for you. — Bob Marley
Show me one guy or woman as funny as Rodney Dangerfield or as good as George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, or Joan Rivers. There… — Chris Rock
Joe Morgan was the one guy that absolutely put our team really over the top. ... Then we had George Foster come in; Ken Griffey… — Johnny Bench
The Yale group was doing the Harold. So by our senior year we were trying to do the Harold. Again, we had no idea what… — Rachel Dratch
They googled Hulk Hogan and there were 4,000 different websites and one guy was making like two and a half million dollars, three million dollars… — Hulk Hogan

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